IT HAS BEEN A TELE-NOVELLA ALL ALONG!

I hate soaps. I did like them when I was a kid but when maturity caught up to me I just saw it as something I wouldn’t want to waste my time on because the story line will always be the same. It invokes women with punitive dreams of finding their own William Levies which is quite never gonna happen. I do not even think William Levy himself plays the exact same romantic role he plays in soap operas. Tele-novella as they are popularly known are not by any far interesting cause for one they diminish men to end up looking like some emotional sponges who cry the minute their emotions are over-whelming which I know is not true.

Let us live that jibber jabber alone. My recent love life has been a soap opera that should air soon. I do not know what to call it; maybe ‘My heart beats for Val’ or ‘What life took from me?.’ I really do not know what to call it but if you have suggestions please do write them on the comment box.

Well let me begin from January rather than go from the root of the matter. I had found my own peace in Emily. She was crazy hot, stupid sexy and fine sweet. I was enjoying myself but my dear readers unfortunately our star was not aware of the situation of the fine woman. This fine mama sita was all about wanting to settle down and she was quite hurt that I was loyal, we did crazy shit together but I did not at any time thought of making her my girlfriend officially. I was too comfortable in my comfort zone that I clearly did not see the big picture of what I already had in my grasp and so we split. Not like split, we just drifted though at times I feel too damn attached. This is the point in the soap that the first love of my life dies and that leaves me emotionally broken.

Being the star of the film, I go through months of depression and sorrow as I try to get back into the game and look for someone I can feel comfortable again. These are months but in the soap they will be like years of solitude and being a lone wolf. Definitely as time would tell, in the most awkward and unexpected events I would connect with someone when I least expect it. I actually now met this other hot tigress at a random hangout where she just stood out for me. I just kept staring at her the whole time and it was so unfortunate that I had to go to the country side and didn’t have much time to take her number but she actually did text me. That gave me time to vet her and kinda get to know her and I became fond of this slim girl who had my kind of appetite was quite sentimental and enjoyed everything I liked. We were more or less the same. This is actually part of the Tele-novella where my friends force me to go to a party and I end up connecting with a special girl who doesn’t even know she struck a nerve.

I was actually looking forward to going back to the city because of her. As soon as I was done with my activities, I sped away back home and booked the first ticket to val-ville. I actually liked her name and immediately I heard it I called her Vila just cause I liked it like that. I can’t really remember the details well but I knew I enjoyed my time with her. Waking up at the wee hours of the morning to go and take her down. Giving my homies excuses yet they didn’t know I would rather see her than chill with them. Truth be told she more often than not became the best part of my day. I even gave myself silly excuses of why I couldn’t start playing football for the campus yet while in real sense playing football would have deprived me of Val time which was a crucial part of my week. We had our moments, making memories with the little we could. I was so much enjoying myself with this perfect girl that I built my own bubble that only had her. For the first time in a long time I had someone I could vent to openly and break down walls that had been there. Yes, my dear readers I had found love at a hopeless place.

That is the part of the soap people enjoy when the two stars of the show who should end up together are having the time of their life. Making memories which just have viewers jealous of what they have. I was pretty sure people were jealous of what we had and so I did expect some bends here and there but I really did not expect it to have ended the way it did. Oops! Where are my manners? I am actually breaking the line of program and episodes.

Months down the line an incident occurs where I get drunk and she comes over. We have our own time then she leaves happy. The night passes over and as she comes in the morning she apparently goes with my phone to school and I am quite confident cause I don’t have anything to hide from her cause anyway I had promised to stay truthful to her and so I was confident but under immense pressure glass does break and metal will bend. Something happened that day, I do not know what exactly but the minute we started texting you could feel it. I would ask her what the problem was but she would say nothing. Val then becomes too cold like the kind of cold that would really kill anyone. She didn’t want to talk about it and the most likely of things I would have done in any normal situation was dump her the first chance I had but to be honest I liked this girl too much I couldn’t do it cause I needed her and she knew that. We took time off and I’m thinking that she is mad about the insensitive remarks(I never said these things with intention of hurting her. They were just those words that you completely want to come back into your mouth the minute they leave your lips.), which some were completely legit and she had the right to be mad but some were just being blown out of proportion as if I would just sit down and start diminishing my girlfriend in ways I know are wrong but that’s exactly what happened.

Time passed and the more we talked she just kept getting mad and it was killing me. I would ask her what was wrong and all she could say is , “Why should I tell you even talk to you if you do not know?” As if I am supposed to magically know what would be killing her. I became frustrated until the one night I get to know the reason (I remember this day, I first got super mad then I just laughed at the mediocrity of the fact). I supposedly cheated with a girl she did not like at all. I tried to fix that by telling her the truth (I did not cheat) but the more she had the truth the more she did not like it. The more she got pissed I got frustrated, so time went bye to the point she can’t stand me and when I get to see her and her pain I couldn’t really tell her anything. She hated me to the point I would get fifty people to text her to forgive me and she would call childish, I knew I needed a miracle for her to even believe me (I haven’t had that miracle yet but I see it coming). That ship sailed (her words) but that doesn’t mean I was going to take it lieing down. I needed justice even if I lost someone.

I went ahead to talk to people and then I had the chance to get the full picture. All Val had been told were fabricated lies but one (I told my homie I had slept with a girl just to get him off my back). The one I did accept was my problem but if I ask my Nigga about it he says he wouldn’t have told her cause he doesn’t stand to gain anything from it and he is a loyal friend. He knew I liked her so he swears by worlds ends that he did not at any one point tell her those things. I know Val wouldn’t lie to me so I’m really wondering why he did it. Then comes the other person, a girl to be precise. I am really shocked as to why she would go to say all those things and when I confront her she later denies yet I enjoy her company. I am completely left in a quagmire cause I do not understand why two among the people I thought were awesome friends be the one behind my demise yet they completely know I like my girlfriend.

This is the point of the Tele-novella where the so seemingly perfect relationship hits a rock bottom which is actually the evil plot of someone else. Well my niggah would be the childhood friend who really wants her and so will jump at any opportunity he gets to get her to himself even if it means staining my image(loyal friends are quite difficult to come bye). Only thing is that in this case I really wonder why my Nigga would do it yet he doesn’t want her in the way I think but nothing in this world is impossible so I will live it up to you my dear readers to judge for yourselves. Definitely, like in all those soaps there is always the evil villain woman who wants the macho man all for herself and would do anything to get him. She tells my girlfriend one thing and tells me others. In fact it is quite shocking when I hear stories of what she said and then she texts me to help out in any way she could plus I have made myself clear that I do not want her in any sexual way. I do not get what these people tend to gain by messing it up for me but this is a Tele-novella they always have hidden agendas so I will just sit down and wait.

Currently in the Tele-novella, Val and all our mutual friends plus her closest of friends are convinced that I cheated on a woman that I had really given my all in keeping her happy though I still needed some polishing here and there. I really cannot blame since I haven’t given them any evidence to make them believe me but my word but if I had the chance I would just have my Nigga, Val, the girl and myself in one room and clear it up. I want to sit down and tell her the truth but unfortunately for me I promised her I would leave the matter alone so it’s my patience I am really testing here. To be honest I do not see why I can’t fix all this and I see us getting back there cause it is the easiest thing to do but I have to get her to trust me. She ends up being most hurt here as with time she will start hating me and my only fear is as she heals she will get lost in the world as she gets to meet other better men.

She is on the other side thinking I cheated and covers her pain by bringing up things I really don’t see as things that would keep us apart and I’m here emotionally scorched, hopeful but scorched and I am also mad at her to some extent . For me to have trusted her and for her not to have given me even the slightest benefit of doubt yet she would rather give other people even some trust. I am also mad rather disappointed of how we spoke about truth and communication yet she let that rumor gnaw at her; she could have always told me about it the minute she found out and we could have fixed it then.

In this Tele-novella we are currently at the point where it seems like all hope is lost and we all are looking separate ways yet I keep apologizing for too long (though I don’t know if I can anymore). Maybe the truth will out in good time and we will get back together but maybe there is always the option that she will never find out the truth or she won’t believe it any way. The third option is my scariest; she finds out the truth but decides to leave it the way we are, battered and bruised. I really do not know what to expect next apparently the writer of this show has kept it from me.

If you read this, as childish as it may seem, I did not cheat. You don’t have to come back but the fact that in future you may never speak of me with much pride is quite disheartening. I have left it under God’s hands.

Now we go party from weekend back to weekend with my real friends, every day like a holiday from holiday back to holiday.

Stay tuned for more on my Tele-novella.

Stay With Me – Sam Smith.

Guess it’s true, I’m not good at a one-night stand
But I still need love ’cause I’m just a man
These nights never seem to go to plan
I don’t want you to leave, will you hold my hand?

Oh, won’t you stay with me?
‘Cause you’re all I need
This ain’t love it’s clear to see
But darling, stay with me

Why am I so emotional?
No it’s not a good look, gain some self control
And deep down I know this never works
But you can lay with me so it doesn’t hurt

Oh, won’t you stay with me?
‘Cause you’re all I need
This ain’t love it’s clear to see
But darling, stay with me

Oh, won’t you stay with me?
‘Cause you’re all I need
This ain’t love it’s clear to see
But darling, stay with me

Oh, won’t you stay with me?
‘Cause you’re all I need
This ain’t love it’s clear to see
But darling, stay with me

SONG OF THE MONTH

I adore music and I a man of exquisite taste and with that much said I present to you my song of the month.

 

Carry on, my wayward son
There’ll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don’t you cry no more

Once I rose above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion
I was soaring ever higher, but I flew too high
Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man

Though my mind could think I still was a mad man
I hear the voices when I’m dreamin’, I can hear them say

Carry on, my wayward son
There’ll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don’t you cry no more

Masquerading as a man with a reason
My charade is the event of the season
And if I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don’t know
On a stormy sea of moving emotion

Tossed about I’m like a ship on the ocean
I set a course for winds of fortune, but I hear the voices say

Carry on, my wayward son
There’ll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don’t you cry no more

Carry on, you will always remember
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor
Now your life’s no longer empty
Surely heaven waits for you

Carry on, my wayward son
There’ll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don’t you cry (don’t you cry no more)

More so it is the theme song of my favourite television series i.e. Supernatural

LYRICS TO MONEY BY POETRI- welcome to def poetry.

My money’s been acting funny lately
Now I don’t mean haha funny
No, I’m talking strange, weird, different type funny
This time money’s gone all out
Leaving me, showing up, then leaving as quickly as she came
Ignoring me. Treating me like a poor man.
What’d I do boo?
All I ever did was love you
Maybe too much ‘cause now it’s like we ain’t cool no more
We used to be road dogs, inseparable
But lately my money’s been acting funny
And I haven’t seen money in months

I got more than a hunch she’s playing me
Trying to make me jealous
Hanging out with other fellas
Always in some other brother’s pocket
I try and tell her man those other guys,
Those other guys are just using her
They just using you money!
She don’t wanna hear me
She doesn’t even return my phone calls
She doesn’t stop by the crib like she used to
She won’t go to movies with me
She won’t even go get nothing to eat
And you know a brother can’t eat without money

Don’t you know I miss you?
I want you. Okay I need you to survive
My life revolves around you
I can’t replace you money believe me I’ve tried.
There’s only so much bread and water I can take
Call me spoiled, but I remember the days
When people used to see us at the hottest clubs
Expensive restaurants, all the high priced stores
I made sure I looked good with money
I treated you right!

I never abused you.
Did I?
Did I abuse you money?
Did I get used to you hanging around
And now you’re giving me a taste to what it feels like to live without you?
People still think we’re tight
I mean they still ask about you
I don’t like them all in my business so I just reply,
“You know money and I aren’t as close as we used to be.”

My money’s been acting funny lately
I can’t even call out a name when I’m shootin’ ball
Oh, I saw her the other day in Beverly Hills
She ain’t even acknowledge me
She looked at me like, “How you get in Beverly Hills?”
Like I don’t belong
Ever since money hasn’t been around
I feel like I’m losing my other friends too
American Express, Visa, Discover
Now they startin’ to act shady
I think she’s spreading lies on me
I tell you I don’t know what I did
But my money’s been acting real funny lately
And I don’t know her anymore
And my life ain’t the same
Never will be the same until money comes back into my life
So if you see her, or any of her cousins
‘Cause she got a whole bunch of family running around
Let her know that I miss her, that I love her
And I want her to come home

AMBER ROSE-MISS MOVIN’ON

After only 14 months of dating, Amber Rose has filed a divorce from rapper Wiz Khalifa.We all thought this was the crème del crème relationship, guess not!!! Amber wasn’t afraid to use social media to attack her now ex-husband(only seeing fit cause there is no turning back for this relationship) Wiz Khalifa.

 

She went on her twitter to claim she’d been faithful to Wiz and he cheated on her but didn’t mention with whom.

 

It didn’t take long for Wiz to respond to Amber’s allegations. He said that she’s a hoe for trying to use social media to spoil his reputation… I have a feeling this Twitter beef isn’t coming to an end soon.

 

Well my take on this Amber-Wiz feud is that we ain’t being let on to the real story. Take a look at this from my perspective…Nick Cannon gets a divorce from Mariah Carey…he starts managing Amber…Amber gets a divorce from Wiz and THEY BOTH SINGLE. . sips tea I’m not starting any speculations but it’s quite evident… Anyhow that’s none of my business.

 

All in all I wish Amber the best.

 

Let’s wait and see who gets custody of their son.

 

Poor kid.

 

And I’m done…

 

BY

E!MILY.

CALIFORNICATION WENT AWWWWWWWW!

I am a big fan favourite of the TV series carlifornication for more than what people think but especially because I see myself in the shoes of Hank Moody the star who is a writer with a million issues going through his life but he always reminds us that family is the best thing that any man needs to keep him sane and to never forget his morals especially the write woman and the product of your loins i.e. your offspring.

Below is one of the most emotional parts of that series and to me its the best scene yet:

Dear Karen,

If you’re reading this, it means I actually worked up the courage to mail it, so good for me. You don’t know me very well, but if you get me started, I have the tendency to go on and on about how hard the writing is for me. But this, this is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to write. There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just say it: I met someone.

It was an accident. I wasn’t looking for it. I wasn’t on the make. It was a perfect storm. She said one thing, I said another. Next thing I knew, I wanted to spend the rest of my life in that conversation. Now there’s this feeling in my gut that she might be the one. She’s completely nuts in a way that makes me smile. Highly neurotic, a great deal of maintenance required. She is you, Karen. That’s the good news.

The bad is that I don’t know how to be with you right now. That scares the shit out of me, because I have this feeling that if I’m not with you right now, we’ll get lost out there. It’s a big, bad world full of twists and turns and people have a way of blinking and missing the moment. A moment that could have changed everything. I don’t know what’s going on with us and I can’t tell you why you should waste a leap of faith on the likes of me. But damn, you smell good, like home, and you make excellent coffee. That’s got to count for something, right? Call me.

Unfaithfully yours,

Hank Moody

Californication – Season 2 – Episode 10

 

So don’t get the implication that californication is just for the sex but the story line always made the cut.

FIFA 2015 vs PES 2015

vidal-pes-2015fifa-vs-pes-graphics-300x231The gaming franchise is quite frankly buzzing due to the undoubtedly approaching release dates of the most influential soccer games in the world. Most definitely its either PES or FIFA and so sides must be taken. Kenyan gamers are some of the most pathetic gamers in the world and don’t get me wrong about their gaming abilities cause that is not their problem, their major issue is they lack facts. Before I am judged I have proof.

Most of the time you will hear them cry, scream and completely humiliate the PES standards of gaming by saying how the game is not up to per without any proof or proof solely derived from the older version of PES got from play station 2 console which was a rather more kinky game play. Then people who even play PES rarely come out to talk about it maybe because they may feel discriminated. Then again most gaming lounges only provide FIFA services (putting it as if it’s some petrol station) and only acquire import FIFA versions.

In this article I do not want to depict Konami as the better franchise in soccer gaming technology than EA sports but I would rather give it the acclaim it deserves so much.

This year the users show a great deal of expectations as seen from the many enhancement requests reported through blogs and discussion forums thus as seen from the preview of both games there has been more precise adjustments in the dynamics of action and more realistic animation of the players on the field. So the battle isn’t just between PES vs. FIFA or KONAMI vs. EA SPORTS but it also includes FOX vs. IGNITE engines which power the different games.

Now let us look at it on a more prospective FIFA 15 vs. PES 15 kind of way : Reports by Shinji Hirana, President of Konami European division, “The next version will be completely different. 2014 is a transition year for the franchise, so expect great things. I cannot reveal certain details of PES 2015 but we are ready for a great return.” The cover on the FIFA 15 this time round is Lionel Messi(North America cover is Clint Dempsey) while the cover on PES 2015 is Mario Gotze and not Super Mario but this is good for business as this hypes the world cup final that was Germany vs. Argentina.

FIFA 15 will have a new mode streets as seen on the FIFA 14 seen on PS 4 and also they gave the game the catch phrase FEEL THE GAME due to the great deal of emotions that has been introduced into the game which already existed in PES since PES 2011 but then pipz still be saying FIFA got no swag. Konami has boasted about striving to be the best video game simulator of the sport saying that PES 2015 represents a “true return to core PES values of total control, super responsive controls and renowned game play.” These were the values that sparked the popularity of the game in the PS 2 console which was globally preferred to the then FIFA but please do not be fooled that the game play will be as static and rugged as it was they just want to use the future to implement what the past had on a more intense level and scale or is it magnitude. FIFA on the hand the user has unrestricted control over how they play. I recently saw an interview where the IGNITE group was interviewing senior producer of FIFA and the guy completely explained how FIFA 15 was more real with precise detail such as grass on the pitch moving, corner flags moving, net being rattled and even pitch patterns.

When it comes to graphics it is so evident that PES beats FIFA because of its more lifelike graphics (if you think I’m joking please try both games and give me feedback) but FIFA always beats PES on few smaller details i.e. better presentation of the players and the crowd in stadiums plus awesome field effects. Konami has always had a problem with licenses though the patches are those that can make teams with real names though they eat too much space on computers and consoles thus they don’t have some of the licenses to BPL, Portuguese League and Bundesliga. Unlike PES, FIFA has almost all the leagues and licenses apart from Brazilian league due to some flaws hence won’t be included but it has been said that since FIFA owns most of the licenses themselves as handed by the real FIFA they inflated the prices to prevent PES from having such a huge following. It is quite fascinating to see how far these gaming corporations will stoop down to outdo each other in the battle for ultimate supremacy. Though I’m not taking sides sorry to bust all them FIFA fanatics bubbles give PES a chance because they have better player models who have a deeper resemblance to the real life stars in FIFA.

 

My verdict is that as much as PES has the better graphics, I have played both games, I would choose FIFA everyday only because it gives a more simpler game play as compared the more difficult gaming style presented by KONAMI but who I’m I to say anything…just your ordinary Kenyan Real Gamer.#KRG