This wafunya has really killed me. He has made me laugh in ways i never thought possible.
Nie reke ngwire…these women will show us things. So as a guy, we all have our usual sexcapades. Either with your chic, your clande or that random chipo that you chota in those Moi avenue lounges. You know, those ones that were just normal bars but were closed down for renovations (adding two sofas and blue neon lights) and when they opened everything was double the price, the music was still shit and the washrooms looked like a set from American Horror story. Are there no real normal sport bars any more where you can just walk in, have your drink and not hear some riddims blaring? Just a place where you can drink in peace and not interact with people who develop an accent that sounds like a crossbreed of Bree’ish English and ‘Chapa’nese after taking three sips of Jameson. I digress. No. I’ll not be talking about…
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