THEORY OF HEIGHTS.

  1. Height of poverty: wife stitching husband’s condom.
  2. Height of ignorance: a girl applying Clearasil to her nipples thinking they are pimples.
  3. Height of ambition: an ant climbing an elephant’s leg with a motive of rape.
  4. Height of unemployment: a spider web found in a prostitute’s vagina.
  5. Height of laziness: a naked man sleeping on top of a naked woman expecting an earthquake to do the rest.
  6. Height of patience: a guy standing in a queue to have sex with his own wife.
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